when I was little, I went through a phase where I’d wear my Spiderman costume under all my clothes, so I wore it for about 3 years straight and my mom never found out until one day when we were at a family party, I was wearing the costume under a really fancy and expensive dress, and someone started choking on something so I ripped off the dress to reveal the costume to try and save them, and I think my mom just about had a heart attack
just a reminder that hussie fought a kite once and lost
the only thing he can’t kill
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current mood: the bartender from soul eater
current mood: the bartender from durrara
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She is like… if Bellatrix had been put in Hufflepuff instead of Slytherin.
I love this woman.
I picked up an issue of Cosmopolitan the other day that had tips for job interviews, because I was like, ‘I need to get better at interviews.’ The article was basically about how to get someone not to hate you in 20 minutes. Every single thing they told you not to do, I was like, ‘I do that every day.’
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reasons you should love Jennifer Lawrence in case u are a late bloomer


